Kitty goodness, or the randomness of Casper

So, the furbabies. We have 2 male kitties, Sampson and Casper. Sampson is a big lovely ball of furry orange goodness and Caspy is an all-white, blue-eyed (not deaf!) Siamese mix. Sampson loves to do three things: eat, sleep, and cuddle. Fin.

Caspy does his part to make up for Sampson's inertia. Some of his favorite hobbies include running in circles, hopping off of high places, mewing at the walls, and eating random things that come his way. He is an absolute sweetie, but that can be overshadowed by his mischevious nature. I recently sent a list to one of my co-workers about Caspy's recent food consumption. The list includes:

Red wine
Coffee grounds
Tiramisu
String
Dryer lint
Goat cheese
Asparagus
Butter
Feathers
Rum and D!etcoke
Carpet fibers
Paper
A plastic bag
Garbage

Suprisingly enough, the worst was the asparagus. No matter what, do not leave out the asparagus. Trust me.