The answer

In my last post, I asked the question, "when you go into an airplane bathroom, is there anyone in particular that you think about?"

The reason I asked this is that I was curious to know if anyone else is on the same page. Well, guess not. :-) I'm also quite amused as to how few of you actually use an airplane bathroom! I mean, even on a short 2-hour flight I use it at least once. I guess I'm part pygmy.

So, to answer the question myself... the person I think of each and EVERY time I'm in an airplane bathroom?

Jerry Seinfeld.

Why? Here's why:
I love those small airplane bathrooms. It's like your own little apartment on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes right on. It's a little surprise party every time you go in. And I love the sign in the airplane bathroom. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." Well, let me earn my wings every day. Sorry, I forgot to bring my toilet-bowl brush with me. When did this Brotherhood of Passengers get started? "Did you lose your luggage? Here take mine. We're all passengers together. By the way, was that bathroom clean enough for you? I couldn't find the Comet or I would've had that crapper gleaming."

Also, the other version...
I'll tell you what place I like in the plane, it's that little bathroom. I go in there, even if I don't have to go. I like it in there, that's like your own little apartment on the plane. You go in there, you close the door, the light comes on after a second, it's always like a little surprise party. I feel good in there. I feel like I look good in that mirror, too. Is it me, am I crazy ? I think that's a flattering mirror, in the airplane bathroom. I don't know, it's something with the lighting or something...

And they have so much equipment in that little place, virtually everything that you would have in a normal bathroom is in that teeny weenie tiny bathroom. Including some things that nobody has. Like the slot for used razor blades. Have you seen this ? I have seen this in every single airplane bathroom I have ever been. Who is shaving on the plane ?... first of all, and secondly, shaving so much that they're using up razor blades, I mean... I just don't know why they had to install that. "Make sure that every bathroom... has a place, because they're gonna be doing a lot of shaving. I mean, is the Wolfman flying in there or who'd... ? On the full moon, just goes "aaarrrrr... click click click aaarrrr... click click click".

So there you go, now you know more about my thought patterns and plane bathroom usage patterns than you ever wanted to know. Happy Friday, y'all.