My achy-breaky head
Once again Iwas home today with a migraine. I often split hairs about whether it's a "bad" headache or a "very bad" headache, but my realization today was, who the hell cares? A headache sucks no matter what way you cut it.
I worked from home for about 5 hours, since sitting up was less painful than being in bed. During that time I kept hearing interesting conversations on the street, comprised of arguments about: 1) illegal substances, 2) illegal activities, 3) parking spaces, and 4) the size of Suzy's booty. The crime wave in this area is not a positive thing, but it sure makes for sparkling conversation.
In other interesting news, I have found the Holy Cat Grail which makes Sammy not eat my hair. Shoot, my hair is not even remotely interesting now that the Grail is around. I'll post pictures soon, but any guesses in the meantime? It's a fabulous substitute that y'all must go buy immediately.
With that goofy comment, I am off to look for honeymoon deals and gorgeous wedding invitations that cost a nickel ninety-nine each. HA. Obviously I am still on drugs from this morning.
I worked from home for about 5 hours, since sitting up was less painful than being in bed. During that time I kept hearing interesting conversations on the street, comprised of arguments about: 1) illegal substances, 2) illegal activities, 3) parking spaces, and 4) the size of Suzy's booty. The crime wave in this area is not a positive thing, but it sure makes for sparkling conversation.
In other interesting news, I have found the Holy Cat Grail which makes Sammy not eat my hair. Shoot, my hair is not even remotely interesting now that the Grail is around. I'll post pictures soon, but any guesses in the meantime? It's a fabulous substitute that y'all must go buy immediately.
With that goofy comment, I am off to look for honeymoon deals and gorgeous wedding invitations that cost a nickel ninety-nine each. HA. Obviously I am still on drugs from this morning.

1 Comments:
I'm guessing the Grail is some kind of plant. But I'm basing that guess on how much our cats love to chew on any houseplant we dare bring into our home.
I kind of miss being able to overhear other people's conversations from the comfort of my own home. Occasionally our neighbors get really drunk and have a bonfire, but it's just not nearly as exciting.
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