Happy Tuesday!

These may be the HR- and work-related phrases I've uttered so far this week. Oh, and by the way, it's Monday, and I called in sick today because I've had a migraine since Saturday.

"How am I going to explain that I have no money to do this?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! By the end of the year?? NEVER!"
"Um, this means we pull the plug now."
"I'm just glad you didn't call your Chinese coworker Pokemon."
"I need to find my suit and my CV."