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A cat post! Oh my GAWD, time for kitten talk!

I was in bed this morning with little Casper curled up on my full bladder, in his little manipulative way of begging for food, when I realized that my kitty nicknames have fallen into a rut. First, the Casper nicknames:
5) Stinky
4) Get over here!
3) Stop that!
2) Shut up
1) Stinkmeeener

And now, the Sampson monikers:
5) Fatty fatty fat loaf
4) What did you just eat?
3) Give me that!
2) Cuddle baby boo
1) Grumpkin

As you can see many of the nicknames are well, action-focused, and really we should work on thinking more about kitty personalities rather than kitty actions.

Clearly Casper is a gourmand; he loves his Lean Cuisine and will brave the scary octopus photo to clean his plate!

Sampson the food critic contemplates his next meal--fish or chicken?

Well folks, that's all for Kitty News Tonight. This has been your host Cara, saying have a good evening and a fabulous tomorrow!

Casper says good night. (Send help!)