A Very Monkey Halloween

The monkeys would like to tell you about their Halloween.

Aw, man, mom was sent some cat costumes from her chemo kid, and she's going to dress us up and send the kid photos. Damn. I'm going to run. Wait, I can't run, I can only waddle away. Harrumph. Maybe there's some treats in this for me...


Do I smell a treat?


Is that a treat in your hand?


Ummm...if there's no second treat, then I'm outta here, mmm kay?


What are you looking at, fat ass?


Oh, nothing, I'm just saying that with my charms on Mom, I don't think I'm going to have to wear this stupid thing.


Ha! I say you're gonna wear it, and you're gonna look stupid, unlike me. That's right. I'm lookin' gooooood.

Hey! Wait a minute! (Struggle ensues off camera)


These indignities will not go unpunished.


OK, lady, you have your photo. Get this off of me and get me a treat, pronto.

Hope y'all had a Happy Halloween!