Tag, I'm it!

Cindy has tagged me for a meme, which is a first for me! Here goes, six weird things about me.

1) I'm obsessed with snail mail. I honestly believe that even Val-pak coupons hold substance and meaning and enjoy rifling through them. I recently confiscated the sole mail key from Scott because I can't wait the extra two hours until he gets home to get my fabulous junk mail fix.

2) I pre-sleep. This is a warm-up to regular sleep, during which I fall asleep (crowded room, sofa, car, wherever) and sleep for approximately one to two hours before getting ready for bed and actually going to sleep.

3) I volunteer with and support animal rescue and animal welfare organizations, but I'm not a vegetarian.

4) Although I'm a good cook, I have terrible coordination and regularly cut, filet, julienne, and otherwise maim myself with items from the W-S catalog.

5) I grew up speaking Hungarian with my grandmother, and could actually hold reasonable conversations of good duration and length at one point. Now I am limited to counting to ten, reciting a goulash recipe, and cussing.

6) I stockpile paper products, notably paper napkins from drive-thrus in my glove compartment and tons of toilet paper in our bathroom. When I say "stockpile," I mean that I have a small forest in my glove compartment and it can barely close. In case Godzilla should ever stop by and need to use our private bathroom, we have 2 Charmin Target packs ready for his use, right next to the toilet bowl out in the open because I have nowhere else to store them, since the other cabinets are filled with--you guessed it--toilet paper.

There it is, out in the open, six weird things about me. So if you see a woman cussing in Hungarian, wearing a bunch of Band-Aids and driving wildly down the street trying to close her glove compartment, wave because it's probably me.